It Had To Be Done 12:26 AM

Under-Where? 12:18 AM

Wearing boxers is an odd show of modesty.  As America moved from the 80's to the 90's to the 00's, there was a cultural movement to prefer boxers over briefs.  This change must have coincided with the simultanious decrease in modesty that allowed men to be seen more often without pants.  The less pants are worn, the greater the urgency there must be to cover one's private parts.  This results in the increasing amount of boxers worn.

This may even be a direct result of the VHS to digital movement, as there is a greater fear that people's lives can be recorded, there is a simultaneous urge to look good with your clothes off, but not be so immodest that you can see your package.  It's a scary thing to be caught with your pants down, but it can change your life for the worse if you are wearing tighty-whiteys.

In Mah Butt 3:24 AM

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The Drip 12:29 AM

Ladies...this is something you know nothing about.  Gentlemen...this is something you know dearly, but never speak about.  I have many issues with the status quo regarding current bathroom etiquette. This is not my biggest issue, but one what has come to the fore due to recent events in the world (i.e., my bathroom): the drip.

I am talking about that brownish reddish drip down the front of the toilet, but usually found on the underside of the toilet seat.  It's gross.  It's not poo.  And it's from you.  I always hear stories about how it is the man's responsibility to clean the toilet, he's the one that's always peeing on it.  Well, guess what...your corpus luteum is everywhere, and I don't want anything to do with it.

Apparently, women have a drip issue.  Tampons and puberty as a team seem to be the main culprit.  The drip occurs in between the tug and swing stages of tampon removal, or so I've gathered.  The grossness (aka uterin lining and blood) flicks everywhere.  Because girls do this all sitting down (I'm guessing), they do not see the trail that they have left for others to discover.  What's worse is that other girls do not even see this.

I'm not touching it.  I'm using what god gave me; a built in firehose.  So, next time you complain about me peeing on the seat, understand it as a service to the public.  I'd much rather have my pee on the seat that yo junk.

CHANG! 4:47 AM

The G-Spot 2:30 AM

Hot Dog Anatomy 10:38 PM

Hot Dog Anatomy
Originally uploaded by lunchbreath

That man's a wiener smoker!

Why I Prefer To Live With Women... 7:41 PM

Oh please won't you zoom in to see exactly what I'd love to avoid?  My heart goes out to all of those who have lived in a house such as this!